After the longest week ever last week, this week feels like the shortest week ever. Probably because I just had my vacation and that FLEW by super fast. FYI, the following post does include adult humor. If this offends you, please feel free to skip this post.
+ As previously mentioned, I just got back from my vacation. I spent 4 glorious days in California for my uncle’s 60th birthday which was spent in the beautiful wine country of Paso Robles. Saturday night was a dinner party where my uncle had a slight roast in his honor and was told to answer some questions to prove that he was born in 1954. One of the “tests” was a demonstration of the dance “the swim”. My uncle, while not drunk, had imbibed several glasses of wine over the course of the evening and is a terrible dancer to begin with. So when he demonstrated his version of “the swim” one of his lifelong friends shouted out “It looks like you’re jerking off!” To which I decided to add my two cents, “Uncle Neal, we don’t need to know what you do in all your spare time!” I was rewarded with lots of laughter, several looks of appreciation and my cousin gasping in shock at my ballsiness. The best part? I wasn’t even slightly tipsy, I just knew it would be funny and that he’d laugh. Which is exactly what he did. Later on her told me he loved me and that I was definitely his niece. Gotta love your family :)
+ I bought the newest cd by The Black Keys called Turn Blue (yes, I still buy actual cd’s) and I may have listened it to seven times, yes, SEVEN, in one day. Oops.
+ Because I was on vacation, I didn’t go grocery shopping on Friday like I usually do. Which means, I legit have nothing in the apartment except frozen pizza. So I just may have spent the last three days eating pizza. Oops. Part of me feels gross about it. The other part of me is like “sorry, not sorry.” At least I get paid tomorrow.
+ I’ve seen every episode of Law and Order: SVU at least 2 times. Minus the newest season, which I’ve seen once each. Yet I’ve been craving some Stabler in my life, so I’ve been rewatching all the episodes, starting with season 1, AGAIN. OOPS.
+ I swear way, way, WAY too much. I have a mouth like a sailor and often have to re-read a post before publishing so I can delete some of the cursing that just tends to come naturally. Hey, at least I try!
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